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How To Time your Sewing Machine: And Make Sure Your Wife Will Stay With You Forever!

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The Sewing Machine is a woman s pride and joy.
No one knows why.
It just is.
Except when it is missing stitches, breaking needles and making a knot that no sword could ever cut.
The person who is able to time a sewing machine,
to make it work again,
will never go hungry or lack female companionship.
It is a woman s belief that she can sew, its in her genes.
But no machine can work well without being in tune, without being timed.
Just like a car, they have to be, or it is agony to hear the machine in pain.
Get her timed, mate.
Better yet, buy the book and do it yourself.
Spend the money it would have cost you on beer.
Its only fair!

34 fact filled pages including lots of drawings

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The Sewing Machine is a woman s pride and joy.
No one knows why.
It just is.
Except when it is missing stitches, breaking needles and making a knot that no sword could ever cut.
The person who is able to time a sewing machine,
to make it work again,
will never go hungry or lack female companionship.
It is a woman s belief that she can sew, its in her genes.
But no machine can work well without being in tune, without being timed.
Just like a car, they have to be, or it is agony to hear the machine in pain.
Get her timed, mate.
Better yet, buy the book and do it yourself.
Spend the money it would have cost you on beer.
Its only fair!

34 fact filled pages including lots of drawings

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